See Lucinda, OFG (Overworked Fairy Godmother).

SYMPID (Single Young Mer-Princess in Distress) seeks SYHPC (Single Young Human Prince Charming) to cure muteness with a kiss. She's no Ugly Duckling! Hair: Seaweed Green; Fins: Shapely. Loves charades and long walks on the beach.

SYPID (Single Young Princess in Distress) seeks SYPC (Single Young Prince Charming) to wake with a kiss. See next advertisement.

SMAD (Seven Middle Aged Dwarves) in need of a Housekeeper. SYPID need not apply!!!

SYPCID (Single Young Prince Charming in Distress) needs partner to deal with all the SYPIDs. Hardy lips a plus. Must have a working knowledge of swordplay, dragons and fairy traps. Must be willing to take a vow of celibacy due to overwhelming demand.

SAPCID (Single Young Amphibious Prince Charming In Distress) seeks SAP (Single Adult Princess) for counter-charm kiss. Enjoys long swims in wells, watching the sun set over lilypads and flies au flambe.