A
Midsummer
Knight's
Creamery
Has the summer's heat offended? Whether you're tired of slowly roasting inside your armor, or wishing you'd sent your true love questing after something cold and refreshing, A Midsummer Knight's Creamery has the morsel or treat you crave to quell the Midsummer's heat!
Think but this and all is mended:
Cease your brooding dreamily;
Seek out A Midsummer Knight's Creamery!Does the King look hot under the robe and in a foul temper? Our Royal Raspberry Ripple will soothe his heated mood and sweeten his disposition in moments, with ripe raspberries swirling through cool vanilla ice cream - a dish fit to set before any king! Or does your path to the Green Knight's castle seem overly dusty and unimproved by the heat of the day? Contemplate a different route over a dish of Wayfarer's Rocky Road. Every nutty crunch amid the chocolate creaminess and mouthwatering marshmallow may bring you ideas to smooth your way.
Was your fair lady only moderately impressed with your last token of your esteem? Present her with our Chivalrous Chocolate Chip - courteously filled with chocolate chips that she will be able to see without an unbecoming squint - and her thanks will be so warm that you may want some for yourself! And if sword practice went poorly today because of the heat, calm and collect yourself over a dish of our Squire's Strawberry, the refreshingly sweet and fruity choice of young knights-in-training.
Find all of these flavors and more at A Midsummer Knight's Creamery, located between the castles of Sir Benjamin and Lord Gerald at the sign of the knight with the ice cream cone.
Today! Not tomorrow or tomorrow. Proprietor Anne Pelrine, Fourth Floor Associates
Seek ye A Midsummer Knight's Creamery!
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