~From an original recording of the original music of the original series. Really.

New! New! New!

Stagnant Eclecticty is now hyperinteractive!

Rub your hand across the screen to experience...
Stagnant Eclecticity!

To Infinity and...no...wait....

(A-hemHEM) Luke, I am your...

No, shucks - that's not it either....

(OK, let's see here, ah-HA!)

EVERYBODY MAMBO!

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

***{"On the other hand...are five fingers"}

{"Today is a good day to floss!"}***

{"By Grathbar's Hammer - I shall be ave...gnnng!"}

{"Sorry, Doctor - I just couldn't stand that stupid line one more time!"}

Now go ask your mother.

*** Original statements from Dadarooney. ***

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