All:
Tradition! (4x)

James Cameron:
Who day and night must reposition cameras,
Move the cast and extras, sink a couple ships?
And who has the right as director of this film
To make the silly Oscar speech?

All:
James Camron! (2x)
Titanic!

Audience:
Who must know the way to stand in ticket lines,
In popcorn lines, in movie lines?
Who must go to see the movie fifteen times
Until Cam'ron's made a million bucks?

All:
The Audience! (2x)
Titanic!

Rose:
And who does Cam'ron bribe
To pose naked on screen,
To keep the men int'rested
Until this big boat sinks!

All:
Kate Winslet! (2x)
Titanic!

Jack:
At ten I looked thirteen years old,
At thirty I will be
Still looking like a teenager -
At least I'm pretty!

All:
Leo! (2x)
Titanic!